WMHS Yearbook: The Lost Pages, part 6
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WMHS Yearbook: The Lost Pages, part 4
Do you want Glee to do better? Write Fox:
Kevin Reilly
FOX Broadcasting Company
10201 West Pico Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90035
Hey guys, uhm, OK so I know I’m not the brightest box in the bulb, but like I’m kinda worried about graduation, cause like Santana’s pretty smart and I’m just not. I know I shouldn’t worry about these things and yeah Santana tells me that too but like, I don’t think I’ll get good grades and I really wanna graduate with Santana y’know? I dunno. What do I do? I should buckle down and study hard but it’s really hard to concentrate sometimes and like I have presidential duties and glee club and cheerios and other stuff. Stuff like Santana. Boy, I sure have taken a lot on. I haven’t really thought about what I wanna do after school yet, the rest of Glee club are into Broadway and stuff, I guess I am too but like I just wanna dance really. I can dance y’know? I love to dance. Sometimes I dance for Santana, she tells me to dance and like slowly remove my clothes and like if I do it too fast she’ll give me into trouble and make me start all over again. Santana says that’s private though so I probably shouldn’t tell you any more. She sure is demanding sometimes though, she always tells me to do things in circles and is always telling me to do it harder and faster - and that’s just cheer practice. I think being co-captain has went to her head a little bit, I mean yeah sure, just because we’re now a power couple doesn’t mean we should let all that power go to our heads, right? It’s OK though, I’m still like 101.73% totally in love with her though. When I’m mad at her it drops to 101.29%, and I’m not really all that good at math, but I reckon that’s still a pretty awesome percentage.
Hey guys, uhm, Santana says she wants to role-play but like, we already did a play at school? I looked cute in my dress and Santana looked totally hot in that red dress. Anyways, she then said no like we both dress up as other people then I said oh! Like Halloween? But it isn’t Halloween, it isn’t even Easter yet. Mhmm. I dunno. She then got mad and said no we dress up, have awesome sex and pretend we’re other people while doing it. But like, I don’t understand? Cause I only wanna have sex with Santana, why pretend to be other people when I have a Santana? She smiled and said it was just for fun though, even though I’m pretty sure we’ve done stuff like this before I didn’t know it had like a name and stuff. Like official. She said think about it and get us some fun outfits. I nodded OK. This was totally going to be awesome. Been wracking my brain all day though, I don’t really have a lot of outfits that can be like for other people. I can dress as a cheerleader and Santana can dress as a totally hot teacher but like, I’m already a cheerleader so dressing as someone else who is a cheerleader is like a double negative or something. Like inception. I have an awesome idea though, I’m gonna go get a pair of jeans and go buy a boy shirt and then I’m gonna ask Rachel if i can like borrow some of her sweaters and tights? Cause then an idea hit me. That it would be so totally fun if we role-played as Finn and Rachel. That would be hot, right? I’ll be Finn and Santana can be Rachel since she’s just as tiny. Wonder what kinda noises Finn and Rachel make during? Gonna have to nail them down. Though now that I’m thinking about it, Santana already slept with Finn once and hated it so maybe I should be Rachel and Santana could be Finn? But then that would like mean Santana’s having sex with Rachel and like…I don’t…uhm I don’t really like that idea. Boy, I didn’t think this through, did I?
Well uhm, it’s almost time for Santana and I to go back to school after the holiday break, I had a totally awesome Christmas and new year, though I kinda miss seeing the Glee Club everyday so I’m happy about going back, Santana isn’t though, she hates early mornings. We’ll totally get to see Sugar again, she’s sorta taken to following me and Santana around but I dunno why, it’s cute though, Santana says shes annoying but I think she’s just trying to fit in. She’s tagging along with us the same way Santana and I used to tag along with Quinn, but like I hope this doesn’t mean Sugar will get accidentally pregnant with Puck and like become crazy and have a totally unhealthy obsession with Rachel, cause to be honest? Having one Quinn around is confusing enough. Santana must sorta like Sugar though cause when Rachel said she shouldn’t be here cause she can’t sing, Santana said neither can boy chang and told Rachel she was a hobbit and that she should hobble back to her cave and take her giant with her. I snorted, Santana totally has a way with words, way better than me, her mouth is perfect really, and her tongue, she has a super talented tongue, uhm anyways so…wait…uhm, what was I saying? Sorry, I kinda do that sometimes. Oh Rachel! That’s right. So uhm, I kinda don’t understand why Santana like keeps making jokes about Rachel’s height though, I got confused so I do what I usually do when I get confused and ask Santana to explain things. So I said that I don’t get the jokes cause like her and Rachel are practically the same height, I giggled then said Santana was just as tiny as she was, the rest of the Glee club laughed but Santana shot me a look. Boy, if looks could kill? Well, I’d be as dead as that bird in my locker. I totally told her to cheer up though and gimme a kiss, she smiled, but then like I couldn’t help it, I then said if she could actually reach that is. She like rolled her eyes and stormed out the choir room, the others keep making whipping sounds at her but I dunno why they do that, is there like another joke I’m not understanding or something? Anyways, geez, I’m sure going to pay for that one later on tonight.
So hey uhm, it’s 2012 but I’m kinda worried cause Jacob Ben Israel said the world was gonna end this year and like, Santana and I just got together a while back, like proper together and well it kinda seems like a waste if the worlds gonna end this year and like we barely got to spend much time in the world as a proper couple, y’know? Maybe I should just break it off with Santana and spare myself from getting hurt when the world blows up or something. Oh! Or I could totally build like an underground shelter for me and my family, Lord Tubbington and Santana of course, and maybe the Glee club. Mhmm. It’ll have to be a pretty big shelter though I mean like we’ll totally need a soundproof room for Rachel alone, I should go down to the garage and get a shovel and start digging up my backyard, this is gonna be awesome. Though last time I was digging in my yard Santana asked if I had killed anyone and if I needed help hiding the bodies, she’s says the funniest things sometimes, doesn’t she? I was really just burying a pigeon that had been renting out my room though, turns out birds in confined spaces isn’t like a great healthcare plan. First the bird in my locker died and then it was the pigeon, maybe I should just leave aviation variety alone? Oh but they’re so pretty. I kinda want a parrot. Hey, Santana’s like from an exotic place, right? Think she’ll be able to get me one? Anyways I’m totally having a brain wave, OK so when the shelter is done we’re gonna need a lifetime supply of lucky charms and dots. This is gonna be so cool, we’ll be like the last people on earth, we’ll be like martians or something. I’ll have to tell Rachel than Finn can’t come down into my shelter though. She’ll just have to learn to live without him, besides he way too tall and there won’t be enough dots to feed him.
So uhm, Santana’s sort of quiet about things, I mean like I’ll ask her why we haven’t been round’ to her grandma’s in a while and she just says she’d rather spend alone time with me, which yeah I guess is kinda true but I think she’s also hiding something from me. Makes me a sad little panda. I ask if everything’s OK with her parents and stuff and she just shrugs and says it’s fine, I really wish I could like read minds sometimes, that would be pretty awesome. But whenever I try to talk about stuff like that she does that Santana thing, reflects, or deflects, or one of those words. Anyways she normally just tries to have sex with me to change the topic, which to be fair totally works most of the time, her boobs are super distracting. Boobs, melted cheese and Disney DVD’s are like my weakness. I’m kinda mad that Santana knows about all three, cause one time I came home from shopping with my sister and Santana was up in my room, totally naked on my bed, Disney DVD on the TV, eating melted cheese and I kinda like stopped functioning. I mean yeah sure it was sexy as hell but then like Santana put the cheese on her boobs and told me to come lick it off, well that woulda been like totally hot except that was sorta the problem - it was too hot. She ended up burning herself silly, which was totally cute and funny, she had red marks on her boobs for like a week. I think it bruised her ego more than her boobs though cause she never tried that again and she told me to never mention it again…which…now I realize I’m kinda breaking my promise to her by telling you guys. Oh well, I thought it was pretty funny anyways. Don’t like tell her I told you this though. Though now that I’m thinking about it, I think I already told this story to Kurt and Mercedes recently. Mhmm. Well, as long as it totally doesn’t get back to Santana somehow, what she doesn’t know won’t hurt her, right? Isn’t that what they say or something? Yeah I think the Glee club are gonna know about this pretty soon…oops…
